Todge
to m-st-rb-t- furiously.
colloquialism originating in rural ireland.
todging has long been known to lead to reduced vigour, impurity, blindness and satan worshipping.
person 1: imma todge in a bit
person 2: me too
person 1: cool
person 2: wanna watch each other?
person 1: sure
short for todger. one syllable variation of the cl-ssic british todger.
this guy is a complete todge
todge,the male s-x organ also known as d-ck,c-ck,w-ng,tallywack etc.
wo dude get your queer hands off my todge
look at peter clarke he’s a right todge
a thin poking device of varying diameter dependent on girth of the legal high coneage, used to pack down the contents to give a better cone, controlled ignition and a smoother smoke
can you p-ss me the todge, this one’s like a sleeping bag
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