Toe-Butt Fondle
to fondle one’s -ss with another one’s toes by surprise, this is done through a lawn chair thus catching the person off guard.
guy 1- “dude, he’s not looking. i could so toe-b-tt fondle him.”
guy 2- “do it!”
-fondles-
victim- “d-mn it! quit toe-b-tt fondling me!”
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