toe nail surprise


the act of j-zzing on a sleeping persons face, then applying toe nail clippings to said j-zz covered face. then the enjoyment of their reaction the next morning.
if that jerk doesnt watch out he’s gonna find himself a nice toe nail surprise in the morning.

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