toe wank
having a w-nk with your feet as your hands are busy
1.’oh no my hands are so chapped i will have a nice dry toe w-nk’
2. ‘yo b-tch give me a toe w-nk’
derogatory.
1. used to insinuate the diminuative nature of the phallus of the recipient of the remark.
2. used to insinuate dexterity in a derogatory manner.
‘kenn, you’re such a f-cking toe w-nk.’
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