toebeans
the pink squishy pads on the underside of an animal’s paws, particularly a cat’s – so named for their resemblance to jelly beans.
“cuteoverload just posted a kitten with the most perfect toebeans i’ve ever seen. i want to nom them. is it just me?”
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