Toerien


a strong n-ble family descended from divinity. not to be confused with turin – shroud of – which is merely a rag used to wipe snot from one’s nose. it is immediately evident when one is within a toerien’s presence and the feeling of awe inspired by said toerien has been known to inspire peasants such as van gogh and pic-sso.
“a toerien must be close, the heavens appear acquiescent.”
“i say, look at the snow melting in his wake.”

Read Also:

  • to geir

    geiring is when you tell somebody that they have nothing to do or if you’re acting very silly. a few examples of the verb to geir: – haha, you’ve got nothing to do. – stop geiring! – stop geiring in public, you son of a gun.

  • toilet ping

    the act of a male urinating at night without ambient light, trying to locate the interior of the toilet. directional adjustments are made until the male hears the splashing of interior toilet water. once the toilet has been located, the male relaxes and sets flow rate to full. fred woke up from a deep slumber […]

  • toiletseat meat

    1. the expansion of one’s thighs when they sit on the toilet. 2. the expansion of one’s thighs when sitting on a flat surface. person 1: “homeskillabiscuit! you gotta lose some weight yo! you got dem toiletseat meat happenin’” person 2: ” whatchu talkin bout homefry, its whatchu call it au naturelle. you gots it […]

  • tojhmaster

    one who was mastered the pr-nunciation of the word “tojh” learn how to pr-nounce “tojh” correctly and you will become a tojhmaster

  • Tokin' buddy

    a friend that you hang out with exclusively to smoke weed joe: dude, you want to hang out tonight? slick rick: nah, man im goin to get h-lla blazed with my tokin’ buddy tonight.


Disclaimer: Toerien definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.