toflu
a new strain of recently discovered viral influenza transmitted through tofu products. vegetarians in particular are at highest risk. toflu is a mutated form of the killer flu emerging from avian flu and swine flu.
“forget swine flu, i’m more worried about catching toflu at the organic healthfood cafe!”
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