Tofu-Dashikiist


a person that thinks that putting on african clothes, adoptng a lunchbox superhero sounding african name, eating vegan food, and spelling africa with a “k” instead of a “c” will turn them into cleopatra or shaka zulu.
i’m sorry, but i’ve been to africa. africa is not a monolith. you can save your tofu-dashikiist rhetoric for someone who doesn’t take the time to study real african history.

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