Tofu-Fart
a tofu-fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian r-ct-m, when the attached vegan biom-ss presumably ate tofu. vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don’t stink.
i told that tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two whoppers with cheese at burger king, and i would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
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