tohn


a crazy mother f-cker. will rip off your legs and eat them raw. carries around a machete and has the urge to use it on everyone he meets. seriously, stay the f-ck away from him and save yourself.
friend 1: is that mr. tohn comming at us with a machete?
friend 2: yes! stay the f-ck away from him!!!!

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