toilaflex
the king of toilet plungers!!! shaped somewhat like a trumpet mute which forms a dung locking seal, without a battle or alignment problem! -delivers ‘extreme unction’ to the ‘waste’, strongly encouraging departure!!
custodian or “sanitation engineer’s” dream!!
big ed had blown a ‘dung’, flushed; and experienced toilet choke. he immediately reached for the toilaflex!!
a toilaflex won’t take any ‘cr-p’ from some cr-p!
had to get my toilaflex to help baby eat!!
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