Toilet Barnacle


when you take a sh-t and part or all of the sh-t gets stuck inside the bowl. this usually causes discomfort for all other people that try and sh-t, as they do not want to come in contact with your sh-t. after multiple flushes and sh-ts, your sh-t still remains.
dude, that toilet barnacle has been on there since last friday!

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