Toilet Birth
description of disgarding of faecal matter. to dump.
woman – “so after i’ve painted the living room, i’m going to arrange the….”
man – “hold that thought love, i’m just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth”
when a pregnant lady goes to the bathroom to drop a duece, but a wonderful joy of life comes out. a baby.
tim- f-ck you
jim- no f-ck you you sh-t stained toilet birth.
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