Toilet Bowling
slang term for hitting a bowl of dank while sitting on, or standing at the toilet or urinal.
sid: guess what! last night i totally toilet bowling again! it was awesome!
nancy: ugh!! jeebus christ!! stop taking so many sh-ts and smoking weed all the time! it’s disgusting!
sid: -stab- -stab-
in golf, when you just about make a really good putt.
when the ball rolls into the hole and then automatically spins back out.
typically when toiletbowling happens, it sends the golfer into a gigantic world of p-ssed off.
jeff: really nice putt, it’s sure to go in.
randy: it’s in!!!
-spins back out-
randy: no goddammit! that should have been in!!!!
jeff: pardon me? have you been toiletbowling today?
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