toilet bruises
a brown spot left in the toilet by a t-rd recetly flushed. occuring most often after a long night of mixed drinks.
toilet bruises have also been found in bus and train stations as well as households.
my in-laws decided to leave me some memories of last night in the form of toilet bruises before leaving town on the bus…
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to take a sh-t, a dump or to go “number two” can we hurry this meeting up, i’ve gotta go make brown.
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when a animal explodes. dad: honey the cats gone toodlepop again
- Tornador
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