toilet cocktail


a mixture of urine (preferably the gold, filthy type, though the white kind will do as well) and fecal matter, mixed together. its uses are many.
as payback for the shaving cream incident, mike fed d-ck a toilet c-cktail on his face while he was sleeping.

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