toilet dew
when you are taking a m-ssive sh-t, and the last peice of cr-p falls out of ur -ss flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur -sshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.
dude! i just planetd this enormous sh-t tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.
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