toilet ferret


a toilet ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a sh-m-l-, and the sh-m-l- us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. never ever invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and sh-m-l-s, and models.
while we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our aunt susan sing to him.

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