Toilet Guardian


a member of the ancient order of the guard of club lavatories. those incredibly mystical and powerful brown people who watch you pee and then wash your hands for you. surprising numbers of them seem to be serial rapists/s-x offenders
“no spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash” – toilet guardian

“be quiet, toilet guardian” – person
the kid that guards the toilet at parties. (puking) some are oblivious and think the toilet guardian just has a small bladder.
“who’s in the bathroom now?”
“o thats just the toilet guardian again.”
“o not again!”

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