toilet merlot
dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn’t any humanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.
“i thought i was going to die. i just turned 15lbs of bad crawfish into toilet merlot.”
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