Toilet Monster
the monster that comes out of the p–p hole and eats your b-ttcheek as you set down your phone, for the first time in 30 minutes.
did you hear about johnny? i heard he got his b-ttcheek eaten by the toilet monster.
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toilet monster, a.k.a flushy the toilet monster, is a toilet monster given life by artist skid lo. flushy is a celeb toilet originally from b-tte, montana. he is best known for being the toilet on the popular television series prison break. he currently resides in los angeles with his wife flushette. he recently has been involved in anti-plumbking demonstrations and is a lead supporter of the anti-plumbking movement.
person 1: hey, did you see flushy the toilet monster on prison break last night???
person 2: yeah, he kicked -ss!!
a man that jumps out the toiet when you flush it
argh i dont want to go to the toilet as the toilet monster is going to grab me
the evil monster living in or under your toilet. a controversial subject of much curiousity. not many people no much about the toilet monster. many think it has an endless hunger for p-ss and finklematter. some think it the explanation for why things such as a cottonelle caper or chocolate dumpling exist. also the most expensive part of the toilet.
the sh-t that i took in the toilet at meyers had to be eaten by my seeing eye dog, because the sick f-cks didn’t have a braille sign saying “toilet monster not in toilets! don’t take a sh-t, you blind f-cking b-st-rd.”
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