toilet paper eggs


the curled up bits of toilet paper left in your b-m hairs after you wipe too hard with cheap toilet paper after a sh-t
ah man, that bog roll has left me with toilet paper eggs in my -ss nest..

bev was not impressed by his dads new tattoo, so he dropped his duds to give his dad a brown eye and his dad said “d-mn boy, you got toilet paper eggs hatching in your -n-s”

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