toilet paper

the white paper you wipe your bunghole with
toilet paper cleans my junk

toilet paper must be hung in the proper overhand fashion
primarily used to wipe someone’s immediate sphincter area. nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.
also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.
1. use the toiletpaper this time son. you smell bad.

2. oh my g-d, i’ve run out of paper and i will lose my train of thought. i better use some toiletpaper.
something to wipe your -ss with.
see yugio cards
hahahahah! the blue eyes dragon yugio card is no match for my t-rd!
best invention ever. period.
bill:what the f-ck would i wipe my -ss with if toilet paper wasn’t invented.
bob: your sock, dude?
what i’m out of right now
oh f-cking sh-t, i’m out of toilet paper
should i use my socks or my roommates towel?
1. a soft paper-like product that you use to clean your -n-s after you p–p.

2. a product that flys nicely over nieghbors trees.
i just wiped my -ss with some toilet paper.

d-mn, that was a good throw, man i think the toilet paper hit every branch on the way down that tree!
the person who made that image is right on. i don’t know who the crud wants to reach under the roll to get paper, or unwrap it backwards over the roll, but rational people just don’t put tp on the stick with it hangin’ on the inside.
jimbo put the toilet paper on backwards. “jimbo, you are an idiot. i had to stinkin’ reach under the roll. let me recommend a good psychotherapist.”
1. this is the sh-t ticket that your toilet eats
2. once you go brown you flush it down
is recycled toilet paper supposed to come in a tinted shade?

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