toilet talk


(n) speech punctuated by nasty or prurient language.
“you boys stop that toilet talk, hear?” said dad.

(sample toilet talk:)

you’re a kind and sensitive -sshole even though you’re a beautiful motherf-cker, your mouth is actually a p-ssy, and your tongue a large cl-toris. sh-t, i’m full of toilet talk today. sorry.
the act of bailing out the water from a toilet in order to converse via the toilet pipes with inmates on another floor whilst incarcerated.
inmate 1103 has cr-p and p-ss on his face cuz he’s been toilet talking with inmate 3034
when he/she prank calls someone else, as they pick up, he/she puts the phone near the “bowl” of the toilet and takes a large dump so the person or the recieving end of the phone can hear it splash.
bro, i totaly just got some real “toilet talk”

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