toilet tasker
one who performs multiple tasks while sitting on the toilet.
girl 1: i was a total toilet tasker this morning.
girl 2: how?
girl 1: i took a cr-p while reading the newspaper and drying my hair all at once.
girl 2: you definitely are a toilet tasker.
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