Toilet Terrorist
when someone declares jihad on your toilet and completely destroys the toilet along with most of the bathroom. generally leaveing an unholy and enormous blast radius. you will be left with a totally clogged toilet and most of your house will smell like death.
joe, the toilet terrorist came over last night and wrecked my entire apartment with the bomb he dropped in my toilet!
someone who takes a dump and totally tears up the toilet! this person usually shows no mercy and will not care what civilians are nearby.
“what’s that smell? aww, dude, you’re a toilet terrorist!”
a person engaging in planning and execution of heinous acts intended to destroy a public toilet. the goal is to take out as many people as possible.
my co-worker is a toilet terrorist because he left an ied (improvised explosive dookie) in the toilet, preventing use of the bathroom for more than an hour. all that had attempted entry were tested for hazardous levels of exposure. use of a sniffer is recommended to test toxicity levels.
one who drops -ss bombs.
dude a: “i just dropped an -ss bomb.”
dude b: “dude, your a toilet terrorist.”
when someone p-sses on a toilet seat purposefully so the next person has to sit in his urine.
i am a toilet terrorist to my roommate.
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