toilet water toucher
a term coined by jonathan jokerst that references the male anatomy in a way that expresses it being so big and long that it touches the water in the toilet while sitting down.
“dude did you see jimmy in the shower after practice?! holy h-ll i didn’t know he had one of them toilet water touchers!”
“katie can’t really sit down today, she said she was with a dude last night that had one of them toilet water touchers.”
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