Toilet Whomper
a girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet.
“hey, sorry i took so long in the bathroom.”
“you didn’t just flush our baby down the cr-phole, did you?”
“no…”
“omg you’re such a toilet whomper.”
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