toiletdick


when your p-n-s touches the inside of the toilet bowl
friend:”how’s the new toilet you have installed??”
you:”it totally gives me toilet d-ck.”
a term used to reference a std carrier.
don,t sleep with him, he has a toiletd-ck
noun. slang derogatory term with no real meaning except to demean;used predominately in the lancaster county area of pennsylvania but heard recently in the san antonio, texas and santa ana, california areas.
yeah? well, your mom is a toilet d-ck!!

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