Toilette Surprise


when you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down… you know when you lift it, you will find a fat t-rd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.
man i went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt t-rds or diahrrea but vomit. it was pretty discusting…

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