toink
an onomatopoeia: the sound made by a dodgeball impacting against anything, esp. a dodgeball player.
toink! “you’re out, four eyes!”
a random piece of hair that defies gravity despite all efforts to fix it. usually appears somewhere along the forehead line.
i slept weird last night, and now this stupid toink won’t go down!
a comic, onomatopoeic word suggesting ‘winking’ of one eye, possibly connoting a smart remark or a parallel meaning.
hey girl… i think we need to “hang out” tonight, if you know what i mean. -toink
the sound of eyes popping out of your head
woman: -s-xy girl walks by-
man:-toink!-
when an individual or an object lands and hits someone. thats when you say toink, to add your own sound effect :p
an apple falls off a tree and hits somebody’s head.. (toink)
a late 80s/early 90s inspired floppy, funky material-covered, ugly hair tie for women. usually worn with neon orange shirt w/ shoulder pads, white cowboy boots with faux leather fringe and tucked-in acid-washed jeans…while funneling (or beer bonging) red, white & blue or piels beer. in a word “hot”. hair was usually arranged sticking out of the top of your head like a hair fountain for maximum s-xiness.
has anyone seen my toink? i need to get ready for the kegger!
means silly, stupid, idiot etc.
you’re such a toink!
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