toiwer
a shower, often located in sp-ce-saving asia, which sits right above the toilet, meaning that you have to compete for floor sp-ce with the bowl when having a shower!
my first apartment had a toiwer! i kept dropping the soap down the bowl!
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- toilet gnome
random short bloke who hangs around the ladies toilets at our company. probably sniffs the seats too……. watch out, the toilet gnome is about!
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a game where children/adults shove their big toe up the other persons -ss for s-xual stimulation/fun. chick1:how was the party last night? chick2:awesome! there was definetly some great toe b-gg-ring!
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to relax, to chill t-diddy: wud up, foo? m-diddy: i’m just maxin’ out, chillaxin’ by the pool wit all my b-tches and hos! word to yo mama, holmes.
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