Tokyo gift wrap
when a man cooks ramen noodles, then cools them down with cold water. then he wraps the cold noodles around a woman’s br–sts and proceeds to b–b f-ck her.
optional: eat the j-zz flavored ramen
person1: “hey you want some breakfast?”
person 2:”nah, i’m still full from that tokyo gift wrap from last night”
person3″ “…..where the eff is all my ramen!!”
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