Tokyo Jiffy Lube
when you take a m-ssive steaming sh-t in a j-panese b-tch’s ear in order to lube it up, and then proceed to f-ck said orifice mercilessly, while speaking to her in j-panese. you then j-sm deep in her ear, possibly causing loss of hearing from the excess of j-sm.
“last night, i gave sakura a tokyo jiffy lube.”
“oh, really, did she lose all hearing in her ear?”
“yes, she did. there was far too much j-sm and fecal matter for her tight j-panese ears to handle.”
“there she is right now. hey, can you hear me?”
“nani?”
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