toley
jobby, poo, sh-te etc………….
am gan fir as toley
i’m aff fur a toley
poo,sh-te,m-ssive cr-p!
if you dont get it look in your tiolet when your done
me:im goin for a big steaming toley
person:bring me one too
a warm hard sh-t, sometimes containing nuts or sweetcorn. can be extremely painful to get rid of out the -n-l opening. can lead to “ring of fire” syndrome!!
man shouts to his girlfriend from the lavvie, “i’m huvvin bother wae this toley … it’s no fur comin oot and it’s geein me a ring of fire!”
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