Tolfism
usually a pun or quick witted statement sometimes can be sarcastic. usually meant to make light of something but to not offend. can be but not always a one-liner.
person 1:oh you sell vacuums for a living that must “suck”
person 2: now thats was a good tolfism
or
person 1: i heard your selling v–gr- for a living that must be a “hard” job.
person 2:i see your still pulling the tolfisms
or
person 1:you could say emo kids are just a “cut” above the rest
person 2:nice tolfism dude
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