Tolvo


a fat yet lovable chum who is intelligent yet sometimes obnoxious. he can commonly be seen with a beard but will sometimes have it shaved. the tolvo works like a reincarnation cycle, such as the llama. only one tolvo may exist on the earth at any time. the current tolvo is named max, and no other information is known about him by the public. once the tolvo dies he is reincarnated as a troubled youth who is waiting to spend their life understand the world. the tolvo also loves to tell puns.
silence is golden tolvo.
tolvo, nowhere to go but up!

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