Tom Barnard


one of the most popular local radio personalities in the country, so much that he is the main reason that howard stern pulled his radio show from the twin cities market. he is noted for being the leader of the kq morning show and his voice-over acting, most recently for home depot. he isn’t afraid to call a fool a fool, even if that person is a minority. people that don’t listen to his morning show are known for listening to the overrated (kdwb), overly-cheery (ks95), poser bad-ss/burnout (93x) garbage that every other tc station puts out on weekday mornings. people that complain about his show are hyper-sensitive bleeding hearts that can go listen to the pretentious, stuck-up garbage on mpr anytime.
tom barnard’s kq morning show is the best ever, even though the station’s music isn’t always my favorite.
1.) an overhyped douche who hosts a morning show on a minneapolis cl-ssic rock station. has neo-con povs yet is an atheist, causing him to have a lot of self issues. for some reason twin citians like to listen to his liberal bashing bile even though minnesota has been wisely a blue state for the past 30+ years. in 2000, the funny voice guy, tony lee, left the show, thus causing barnyard’s show to be even less funny, with “comedy” bits that geared more towards fascist propaganda.

2.) to be really rich and wish that all poor people be deported so you don’t have to give to charity.

3.) to be a pig (physically or metaphoricaly) and still be popullar.
1.) tom beranard said on the radio today that we should vote for huckabee, than declared that god doesn’t exist. after that he went on a rant about how poor people should be kicked out of clinics if they don’t have insurance so he wouldn’t have to wait so long for his appointment, because he more important.

2.) george steinbreiner pulled a tom barnard at church when the collection plate came to him, and he dumped all the money down his shirt.

3.) quit being such a tom barnard and learn that people with other skin colors, and s-xual preferences are human too. and for pete’s sake start working out, you look like a tom barnard.
1.) an overhyped douche who hosts a morning show on a minneapolis cl-ssic rock station. has neo-con povs yet is an atheist, causing him to have a lot of self issues. for some reason twin citians like to listen to his liberal bashing bile even though minnesota has been wisely a blue state for the past 30+ years. in 2000, the funny voice guy, tony lee, thus causing barnyard’s show to be even less funny, with “comedy” bits that geared more towards n-z- propaganda.

2.) to be really rich and wish that all poor people be deported so you don’t have to give to charity.

3.) to be a pig (physically or metaphoricaly) and still be popullar.
1.) tom beranard said on the radio today that we should vote for huckabee, than declared that god doesn’t exist. after that he went on a rant about how poor people should be kicked out of clinics if they don’t have insurance so he wouldn’t have to wait so long for his appointment, because he more important.

2.) george steinbreiner pulled a tom barnard at church when the collection plate came to him, and he dumped all the money down his shirt.

3.) quit being such a tom barnard and learn that people with other skin colors, and s-xual preferences are human too. and for pete’s sake start working out, you look like a tom barnard.

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