tom collins
an alcoholic drink consisting of; gin, lemon juice, sugar, club soda, a cherry and a slice of orange. a bit wet i know.
however tom collins is also a mega cool, good looking guy who is a g-d among insects
“could i have a tom collins please bar tender?”
“hey is that tom collins?”
“i think it is… should we go and talk to him?”
“not sure… are we worthy?”
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