Tom Daley
world champion olympic diver
won loads of meadals
perfect and the hottest boy on this whole world !!!
person one: have you heard of tom daley?
person two: asdfghjkl d-mn yeeeeeees hes perfect!!
world champion olympic diver
won loads of meadals
mary quinn will marry him 🙂
person one: have you heard of tom daley
person two; of course
f-ggot who does diving or some sh-t. mostly knowen for backdoor diving
did you see that tom daley in the olympics
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