Tom Jonesing
the incredible urge to listen to tom jones. usually occurs after a moment where someones actions force a tom jones song to mind.
-female coworker burps-
“woah, woah, woah, she’s a lady” (best if sung out loud in response)
‘d-mnit, now im tom jonesing for some ‘thunderball”
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