Tom Kite
the tom kite, or ‘tk’, is a variant of the jägerbomb named after the celebrated golfer of the same name. the drink comprises two shots of vodka and red bull poured into a gl-ss, followed by a shot of jägermeister dropped into the mixture. the tk must then be chugged, not sipped.
tell mom i love her, tom kite just arrived. sh-t just got real.
tk is in my veins! he’s in my veins!
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