Tom Perrotta
-utter s-x machine
-reason b. spears wrote womanizer
-has women begging for more
-sensational body and s-xual prowess
-gets what he wants no questions asked
girl 1: yeah, so my night last night was amazing
girl 2: really? tell me more
girl 1: well lets just say he was a “tom perrotta”
girl 2: your kidding!?
girl 3: i remember my first tom perrotta, he broke my bed in the process
girl 1: yeah he mentioned that, so we used the sofa
girl 2: ya know, if it wasn’t tom perrotta, i’d be a little upset
girl 3: well, he is the greatest in the universe
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