Tom Portman


a former child actor who appeared in local australian soaps heartbreak high and home and away.

had a very promising career but drugs and a servere bout of acne put an end to it.

he is now a washed up womaniser living in the hawkesbury area of new south wales.

with 3000+ friends on facebook he is under the illusion he is still famous.
did you hear leah f-cked tom portman?

really? he’s f-cked everyone in the hawkesbury and i heard he has the clap.

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