Tom Seaver


the great met pitcher, whose d-ck the guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck.
the guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck tom seaver’s d-ck.
he was a pitcher for the new york mets. he also played for the reds, white sox, and red sox. considered the greatest met of all time. i guess that’s like being considered the smartest person to play in the special olympics.
“boy that tom seaver sure was a terrific pitcher.”
“he was a met, so that’s not saying much.”

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