tomahawk chop


a karate-chop hand motion delivered to a guy’s crotch. was originally invented to be done with an actual tomahawk, but it was then decided that the receiver might not want to be sterile for the rest of his life. if you try it, ladies, just make sure the guy is into being dominated…
after he banged me on the pool table, i gave him the tomahawk chop.
while having -n-l intercourse “doggy style”, just as the “giver” is about to -j-c-l-t-, a forceful blow is delivered to the “taker’s” throat region in a semi-circular, undercut, “tomahawk chop” like fashion, in order to illicit the involuntary desired effect of the “taker’s” r-ct-m to tighten, or pucker, so that the “giver” is able to withdraw his p-n-s relatively fecal matter free.
as i was pounding my lady’s -ss i smelt sh-t, so i tomahawk chopped her -ss as i came so i wouldn’t have to wipe sh-t off my d-ck.
the act of folding your right fist to your right armpit and sliding your elbow into the v-g-n- and, possibly up to your wrist, ram in and out in a chopping motion.
guy 1: dude, i heard jenks really gave erin the tomahawk chop last night!
guy 2: i know, he looked totally wore out! he must of gone wrist deep!

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