Tomahawk Crunkmissle
a s-xual position involving newspaper, a diaphragm, and a large p-n-s. first you get the women to wear a diaphragm to avoid pregnancy. then you lay newspaper all over her v-g-n-l area. then the male starts masturbating rapidly, and -j-c-l-t-s all over the newspaper covered area. right when the man -j-c-l-t-s, he should shove his erected p-n-s through the newspaper, and into the women’s v-g-n-. afterwards, you clean up, and can now remove the diaphragm.
while complicated, completing the tomahawk crunkmissle is very rewarding.
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