tomato can


n. in a fight, someone who is terribly outmatched by their opponent, and gets beaten quite easily, with no glory going to the victor.
the president of the chess club was little more than a tomato can when he picked a fight with the captain of the wrestling team.
somebody who is inexperienced at something or is very bad at it. could also mean a noob
i always get some tomato can on my pickup football team

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