Tomatoe Terry
n. -an alcoholic beverage secretly mixed in the back rooms of fine restaurants for the exclusive purpose of revenge upon a wicked customer.
when a nasty customer orders a bl–dy mary- the waiter or waitress chews on a rotten tomatoe until it is soggy, spits out the contents into a bowl filled with minced parmesan cheese, olives, and bell peppers, mixes the contents of the bowl, and redeposit the final mixture into what appears to be a normal bl–dy mary.
this drink is then served to the customer who often, but not always, gags and vomits instantly, thereby -ssuming the role of the dinner-table idiot.
“oh man, that -sshole at table 5 just ordered a fourth round of bl–dy mary’s!”
“ask kevin if he has any rotten tomatoes out in the trash bin…”
“oh, of course!….this f-cker’s getting a tomatoe terry for lunch! thanks carlito!”
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