tomboy-slut
she is one of those girls who just can’t stop talking about how much she hates other girls. she claims to be down to earth and drama free when in reality, she puts up a front and starts the drama.
she needs to be the center of attention. she surrounds herself with “nice guy who finish last” male losers. she is the go to girl when these losers are rejected by women with real personalities. she will listen to them whine and complain, agreeing that all women are heartless. then they fall for her and start following her around. she is ohhhh so different from the other girls.
she curses, punches, plays halo badly and watches sports. she will do anything to make herself stand out from the norm. she is very territorial. if a new girl starts attracting some of the members of the reserve harem away, she will do whatever it takes to get them back. usually in a nasty p-ssive aggressive manner. she is still a girl after all. a very pathetic girl.
she actually has no social skills. the reason why she hates girls is because she doesn’t know how to be friends with other girls. or anyone else for that matter. after the losers stop having feelings for her, they don’t want anything to do with her. they know that they were used to inflate her ego.
tomboy-sl-t: i hate girly girls!
normy: why?
tomboy-sl-t: i’m just so much better than them! they are so stupid. i don’t want to respect anyone who wears pink. i’m that superficial.
a tomboy-sl-t is a girl who hits on guys by laughing at their stupid jokes even when it is at the expense of her friends. she may also brag about how much she knows about sports and video games in order to impress guys. but if you took the time you would find out that the only game system she’s ever had was a pink game boy advance. she greets her “guy-friends” by punching them and addressing them as “dude.”
there are rumors that tomboy-sl-ts have male genitals.
lisa: i didn’t understand the homework last night.
hughey: probably cause you’re r-t-rded.
diana: ahahahaha that’s a good one, hughey!
later……
lisa: what kind of friend are you if you don’t even stick up for me?
diana: i am your friend, but i’m a tomboy-sl-t as well!
lisa: f-ck you b-tch!
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